Every week in Bit Slap, Joe Anderson brings you the latest in gaming news and bon mots.

This week, Bit Slap launches the first installment of its Let’s Play series. Heave contributors Joe Anderson and Chuck Rios start Tomb Raider and encounter impalement, fire in enclosed spaces and grabby Jamaicans. Basic tomb stuff, really.

Also: Chuck valiantly misappropriates the term “donkey punch.”