Charlie Sheen is on a drug called Charlie Sheen, but don’t try it, it will melt your face. The last U.S. WWI veteran died this week, which is kind of incredible when you think about it. Everything about the Oscars was terrible. It was so bad that some people think James Franco was high, which can’t be true, because no one can simultaneously be high and that boring. they should have let Charlie Sheen host the damn show. The MPAA hates indie movies. Iran thinks that the London Olympics logo is secretly a zionist message, this should not shock you, as the people in charge in Iran are crazy / are BFF’s with Charlie Sheen. And we finally know who ran the best fake Twitter account ever.